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Michael on a normal day.

Michael Green is a old Panther in the graduating class of 2013. He is known, among other things, for being an outspoken liberal opponent of Beyist Conservatism, a founder of the Cult of Bob the Dinoflagellate, legacy of Chris Fu, Official Pod Limerick Writer, frequent annoyance and leader of both the WNCC and the John Wayne Gacy Fan Club.

RandomnessEdit

Michael is arguably the randomest of all of the Panthers. He has perpetrated such odd stunts inside and outside of the Pod. He started his randomness back at Highlands Elementary when he wore a tuxedo to the last day of school. This tradition of randomness continued to flourish in his stay at Kennedy. He has since taken the responsibilities of being an outspoken liberal opponent of Beyist Conservatism, a founder of the Cult of Bob the Dinoflagellate, legacy of Chris Fu, Official Pod Limerick Writer, frequent annoyance and leader of both the WNCC and the John Wayne Gacy Fan Club.

He is also known outside the Pod (*gasp*) for his randomness, particularly in the Period 3 French Class of Madame Dore, where he is know as Francois. He is known for rants about "temps", screaming about saucissons with Christophe Ng, arguing over who the real Obama is with Xavier Gupta, going to the Atlantis Train Station with Arnaud Genser and Hugo Kapoor, trapping Jamal Ahmed under a table is his van as un otage (a hostage to you uncultured Americans) and losing La Zappe over and over again.

He also has an odd YouTube channel featuring Sam Qunell, Nikhil Sivapatham, and Jakob Myers called BlueCoconutPicklez. Associated with this channel is his equally odd e-mail address. Known as "TheOtherPicklesWillHate" is honor of Quincy the Pickle. When Michael was nine years old in the tird grade, he had a pickle. This pickle, which he posthumously named Quincy, was the only pickle he has ever had that liked him. The other pickles (besides Quincy, of course) have, can, and will hate.

PhilanthropyEdit

As leader and co-founder of the WNCC (with Nikhil Sivapatham and Keshav "Kidney" Kapoor (known for his racist initials, yet giving heart)), Michael has overseen and contributed to projects such as Plan A (buy $20 of cookies and give them away), Plan B (buy Mr. Bey 10 Valentine's Day cookies), and Plan D (buy as much cake as possible for fellow Panthers). He does not want you to ask about Plan C, it is too painful.